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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"if ur in a horror movie scenario, a fun way to throw off the ghosts is to put a bed sheet over ur head and say ""i too am a spooky ghost"""
"Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."
"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."
"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."
"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"
"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"
"That awkward moment where you don't know if you're in a relationship or not."