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Joke of the Day

"Restaurant A friend said she heard there's a wonderful restaurant on the moon, but nobody goes there because there's no atmosphere..."

"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"

"I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes My parents named me Michael but I totally looked like a Ryan"

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"What do you call something that is long hard and full of semen? A Submarine."

"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"

"Gimmie a topic and I'll make a joke. Go."

"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"

"What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing"