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Joke of the Day

"Restaurant A friend said she heard there's a wonderful restaurant on the moon, but nobody goes there because there's no atmosphere..."

"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"

"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."

"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."

"I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution."

"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"

"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"

"When a bird poops on you, it's also peeing on you, because they do both at the same time. So remember: you're a TOTAL bird toilet."

"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"

"Why was there so much chaos at the sperm bank? Because it was first cum first serve."