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Joke of the Day

"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."

"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."

"I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food."

"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."

"How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce unionized"

"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."

"My wife saw a psychic and found out I was cheating That's the last time I banged a psychic"

"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"