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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
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"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."
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"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
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