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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Japs like Sony? Because they made the Playstasian"
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"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"
"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."
"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."
"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis"
"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."
"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."
"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""
"A Roman walk into a bar A Roman walks into the bar, hold up 2 fingers and say '5 beer please'"
"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"