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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"
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"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."
"Boss: Just spend the company's money with the same discretion as you would your own. Me: I understand. *bankrupts the company"
"What about the man with nobody and no nose? Nobody knows..."
"How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb? None. Their parents will do it for them."
"Remember these two words. They will open up the doors in your life. Push and pull"
"Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl? Nah, we'll pass."
"What's the difference between ISIS and a prostitute? Not much, give or take a few heads."
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
"Why are gay guys with big dicks the first ones picked at the bar? Low-hanging fruit"