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Joke of the Day

"You open a massage studio called Human Traffic Fuck Palace and some people will just assume the worst."

"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"Made alphabet soup for a friend The next day he came to me holding his stomach. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the soup gave him a ""vowel"" movement!"

"My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes"

"Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs."

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."

"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."

"Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. ""Running Man"",""Mustang Bob"", ""Blue truck dude"""

"Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: ""That was fun, we should meet again!"" The other: ""You know that isn't going to happen!"""