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Joke of the Day

"These e-cigarettes keep getting bigger and bigger. I swear I just saw someone smoking a clarinet."

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ..."

"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."

"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."

"This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area."

"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"

"I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*"

"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."