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Joke of the Day

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."

"I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Cause he's not a full ese"

"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"I left my keys on my piano ...That's it."

"I'm so attractive Whenever I enter a room, the lights get turned on"

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"