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Joke of the Day
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."
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"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"
"Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door."
"What do you call an anticlimactic punchline? ""This is an actual question"""
"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"
"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"
"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."