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Joke of the Day
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !"
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"How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
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"Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense."
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"I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come. And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave."
"*pets a skeleton* u used to b a baby"