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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."
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"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"
"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."
"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."
"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."
"There were two peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted peanut."
"Her: i'm in the mood Me: me too Her: wanna do it Me: oh yeah baby [we drive to Home Depot to look at paint]"
"What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable"
"Why do I need a wingman? How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid?"
"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."