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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? No one knows, he hasn't opened his presents yet."
Next Joke
"What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab? What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!"
"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."
"I got a new job breaking up suicidal couples. I'm not very good at it, two of them already tied the knot."
"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."
"I'm trying to channel my inner Kubrick for my next porno. I'm calling it ""A Cockwork Orange""."
"Are you going to the homecoming? No sorry I cant, I'm going to be at home cumming"
"What did the homeless man get for christmas? very hungry"
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."