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Joke of the Day
"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."
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"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."
"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."
"Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars"
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
"A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior."
"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."
"Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete."
"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"