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Joke of the Day

"What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab? What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!"

"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."

"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."

"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"This sub Reddit is like rain on a mountain We don't know where it's going but it's going downhill fucking fast"

"I didn't know about Reddit in college That's how I graduated"

"Eminem's ""8 Mile"" wasn't very well received in Canada I guess the title ""12.8748 Kilometer"" just isn't as catchy."

"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."

"""Bob's here"" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? ""We only know one Bob and he's an accountant"" *arm falls off*"