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Joke of the Day
"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."
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"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."
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"Doctor Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly which way did you come in?"
"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"
"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"
"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate."
"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."
"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."