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Joke of the Day
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
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"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"
"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"
"Me (getting choked): who called it getting new tires Guy (who is choking me): how are you breathing Me (dying): and not a retirement plan"
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."
"If someone says you're a nice person, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid."
"Will I. Am's headstone will read ""Will I. Was,"" completing history's longest set-up to a punchline"
"What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries? A neurosturgeon"
"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."
"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed... like my name, phone number, address, etc."