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Joke of the Day

"What did the homeless man get for christmas? very hungry"

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections... Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated"

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"

"It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option."

"I recently went to the funeral of an asshole who bullied me for most of my life..... I wanted to literally see a dick in a box."

"Apparently the Japanese made a pie chart showing how afraid they are of Godzilla... then one of them made it their national flag."

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."

"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."