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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ""Oh sheet!"""
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"Condoms... Are for pussies."
"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."
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"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""
"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"