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Joke of the Day

"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""

"Dear Redditors, I do not mean to sound slutty, but you can use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar"

"How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron? Ex centric"

"Why was the bull popular with all the cows? Because he was smooooooooth"

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"

"Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands. He was quite the snappy dresser."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"

"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."