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Joke of the Day
"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"
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"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"
"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."
"whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? I've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating."
"What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August? A leotard"
"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"