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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky"
Next Joke
"What do light and hard have in common? You can sleep with a light on."
"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."
"I asked the grocery store man if they had eggnog and he's like ""We only carry it at Christmastime"" so I was all ""Whatever, Hitler."""
"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."
"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."
"People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes. But I don't put a lot of stock in that. Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion."
"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"
"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."