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Joke of the Day
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
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"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"
"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."
"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."
"Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !"
"People think life after college is nothing but feeling tired all the time, but that's just not true. There's also a ton of fear and anxiety."
"Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??"
"Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket"
"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"
"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."