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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."

"One day I'm going to cure blindness... You'll see. You'll all see!"

"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys."

"What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus."

"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"

"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."

"Why does a pony have a sore throat? Because it's a little hoarse."

"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."

"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"