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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriends period is on my birthday. Why does she always have to be so anal about everything?"

"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"

"What you call a Dildo with six heads? Hail Hydra!"

"911,What's your emergency? Me: I think it's a heart attack 911: Can you call back when you're sure, we're watching Walking Dead"

"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."

"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"

"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."

"Your girlfriend is 41?!?! she could be your mother! but she isn't... She's yours."

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"