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Joke of the Day

"911,What's your emergency? Me: I think it's a heart attack 911: Can you call back when you're sure, we're watching Walking Dead"

"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"

"Most of my friendships are based on if we watch the same TV shows."

"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"

"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period."

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."