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Joke of the Day
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
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"What do you get with breaking news? News casts."
"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."
"I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"So I thought I was going to buy a TV this weekend... Turns out I'm just sick of all these shitty forced puns on /r/Jokes."
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"""Everyone has at least one novel inside them"" Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift"
"Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title..."
"""Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"""
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