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Joke of the Day
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
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"Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do."
"No, Karen .... Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is NOT a Jewish law firm."
"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"
"""How many televised singing competitions are too many?"" ""I don't know, let's find out!"" - Television executives"
"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"A guy wins a contest s] \ A guy wins a contest at home depot Home depot manager:""Alright sir for your prize would you rather have a ladder or 1 million dollars?"" Man:""I'll take the latter."""
"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."