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Joke of the Day

"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"

"Prison escape A dwarven psychic escaped from prison, an alert went out there was a small medium at large"

"A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names."

"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."

"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his pu$$y."

"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"

"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"

"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."

"I don't understand why subway has to train their employees. We do that for them everytime we order & tell them EXACTLY how to make a sub."