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Joke of the Day

"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"

"Two Irish men walk into a bar... You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it."

"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"

"I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working..."

"Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?"

"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."

"Whenever someone tells me ""make yourself at home"" at their house, I always clog their toilet"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"

"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"