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Joke of the Day

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."

"Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him? ""Can I Have My Rib Back?"""

"So a silver mine collapsed in Germany... So a silver mine collapsed in Germany, I guess you could say that's one mein fuhrer. I don't know if that exists or not, but as far as I know, I made that up."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion? Because he was a slave to the cistern!"

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"