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Joke of the Day

"What you call a Dildo with six heads? Hail Hydra!"

"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."

"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."

"today, i learned that ""Donald Trump"" is an anagram of ""Tan Dump Lord"" ...it's like his parents knew all along"

"* 50 pushups * * 100 situps * * Runs 3 miles * My exercise program is really going great since I switched to all asterisk actions."

"Onion is not the only thing that makes you cry! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face and he began to cry. haha"

"We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already."

"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing."