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Joke of the Day
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"
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"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."
"""For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction."" - Newton's law of the Internet"
"Give me the best joke you have"
"A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall... I've been in the hospital for 2 days now."
"My girlfriend really wants to try out some schoolgirl role play. However, I feel really uncomfortable wearing the dress..."
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"
"My friend said his dog could retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. That just seems a little far fetched to me."