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Joke of the Day
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"
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"My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down."
"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."
"Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"The Fountain of Youth has been discovered but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it."
"What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging."
"What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet? M'ladybug"
"What's black and white and red all over? Police brutality."
"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."
"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."