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Joke of the Day
"""For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction."" - Newton's law of the Internet"
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"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."
"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."
"Instead of saying, ""YOLO"", try saying, ""Carpe Diem"". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche."
"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence."
"My girlfriend hate when i call her fat And now she want us to break up so i said : What about the baby."
"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."
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"My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models."