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Joke of the Day
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"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."
"Donald Trump went to graduate school and now he has a PuD Pretty 'uge d...isertation"
"It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up."
"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."
"*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry"
"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."
"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."
"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."
"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."