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Joke of the Day

"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."

"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."

"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."

"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."

"Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)"

"At least my masseuse has my back."

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it"

"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"

"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"

"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."