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Joke of the Day

"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."

"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."

"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"

"Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work."

"*holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played"

"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."

"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"

"Why does nobody like eating with Lionel? Because he is a Messi eater!"

"My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night He'd been mute for years"

"When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though. Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!"