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Joke of the Day
"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."
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"Why did they put Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill and not Barack Obama? Because if that were the case, you'd never get change."
"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"What is Mike Tyson's favorite song? Down With The Thickness."
"If I had a female dog... I would name her karma."
"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator."
"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."
"PERSON: I'm exhausted! ME: Me too! What'd you do? PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You? ME: I talked to like 4 people."