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Joke of the Day

"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"

"Why didn't anyone believe the transsexual's confession? It was a case of 'he said, she said'"

"Why are there no Russian strippers? Cuz they tried to kill all the Poles"

"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."

"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"

"How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans"

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"

"Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president"

"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""

"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"