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Joke of the Day
"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"
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"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""
"My girlfriend broke up with me over my obsession with linkin park. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."
"When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?"
"Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop."
"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."
"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"
"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"