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Joke of the Day
"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."
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"Can't think of a good Halloween costume? Go as a failed abortion. You don't even have to dress up, you uncreative fuck"
"Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times."
"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""
"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""
"How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. ""You're welcome. """
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"
"YOGI: Close your eyes and breathe. ME: [angrily rolling up my mat] I was under the impression this was a picnic and you were a talking bear"