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Joke of the Day

"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."

"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."

"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."

"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""

"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"

"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"

"Why was Jimmy sad? Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face."

"Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train."

"If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time."