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Joke of the Day
"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"
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"9 called to ask how much bleach it takes to get purple ink out of carpet and because she's so cute and at her dad's I went with all of it!"
"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"
"Kid: Daddy can I give some of my candy to that duck? Me: No, ducks only eat things they find in nature, like bread."
"I liked ""Facebook posts"" better when they were called ""journal entries"" and no one was allowed to read them."
"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."
"What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages."
"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"
"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"
"Just got a job working in a full size cuckoo clock. It's not great, but it gets me out the house."