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Joke of the Day

"All of my gaming / network usernames are based on things I thought were funny at 19, and that is my greatest shame."

"The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication, for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends."

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassa B."

"LPT: If you don't have a SO, pray to God every night and see if that works. If not... try Satan."

"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."

"I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body."

"Porsche designer... the most overpaid job in the world"

"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."

"The year is 42069. We've stopped changing the date, it's just always the year 42069 and people spell their names with emojis. It's awesome."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"