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Joke of the Day

"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."

"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"

"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""

"Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"

"I told my dad I had diarrhea He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans"

"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."

"If Clinton wins the election... There'll be another Bush in the White House"

"I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school."

"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"