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Joke of the Day
"The highest form of flattery A plateau"
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"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."
"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."
"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."
"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"
"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""
"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"
"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"
"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""
"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"