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Joke of the Day

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""

"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"

"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."

"5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1."

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."

"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."

"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."

"Putin's message to tourists: Visit Istanbul While he still exists..."

"Cat: who? Me: what? Cat: when? Me: where? Cat: how? Me: Cat: we need a life Me: we Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you Me:"

"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."