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Joke of the Day

"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."

"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."

"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."

"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"I found an ant in the men's restroom. Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle would be in there."

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"

"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."

"My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight."