93355
Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."
Next Joke
"*limbos away from your hug*"
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."
"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."
"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""
"just got up in the middle of breakfast and left my mom in the restaurant because she complimented this guys trump hat"
"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"
"The Sun's probably Asian."
"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."