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Joke of the Day

"Cat: who? Me: what? Cat: when? Me: where? Cat: how? Me: Cat: we need a life Me: we Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you Me:"

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? Because he wasn't polar"

"What's your favorite color?"

"What do you call a guy who plays Fallout? A Fall Out Boy."

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."

"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."

"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."

"Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box"