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Joke of the Day
"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"
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"Never murder a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls."
"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"
"Things I learned from media: Sanders has won a bunch of states but must drop out Rubio shows he's a contender by losing nearly everywhere"
"Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks!"
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."
"Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!"
"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."
"Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene."