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Joke of the Day
"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."
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"Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes? Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car"
"I've just noticed my wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing She's behind with the washing."
"What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile, Robin"""
"Which fictional lawyer has he smallest penis? Fatticus Inch"
"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."
"What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator."
"Look. If we're going with redundancies like ""tunafish"", I'll just have my beefmeat and be done with it."
"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."