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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum."

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""

"I wear glasses during math, Because it improves division."

"Why did the doctor lose his job? He lost his patience"

"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."

"Two cannibals were having lunch. ""Your wife makes a great soup"" said one to the other. ""Yes!"" agreed the first. ""But I'm going to miss her terribly."""

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"