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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."

"Did youhear about the Newfie abortion clinic? It's so busy there's a twelve month waiting list."

"So they're bringing in 100 fine for bad driving... How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)"

"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."

"The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days"

"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."

"Logarithms... are musical, because they're all about that base."

"What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans? You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods"