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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals were having lunch. ""Your wife makes a great soup"" said one to the other. ""Yes!"" agreed the first. ""But I'm going to miss her terribly."""

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose... As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."

"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"

"Allow me to sum up the 90's for you. 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"

"Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed."

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool."

"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"